Aaarrgghh! One single phrase there almost destroyed my entire ship - "Can we skip the preliminaries and just shag?" Silly boy, all the misunderstandings, UST, longing, angst, sarcasm, insecurities, unrequited love, complicated history, gradual coming together and changes of feelings are what make snarry worthwhile! Although the idea of Harry as a tart and Snape as a vicar is rather tasty..... *mops brow*