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I am not what I would call "off hiatus" just yet, because I have a metric ton of work to do this week and next week (and every week for the rest of the year), but Lent is over and I can use LJ again, so here is fic. I will try to be around more often, because I <3 you all and miss you all madly, but I also <3 and miss my coimmunoprecipitations and P1 transductions. A little bit, at least.

Title: Reducing the Coefficient of Friction
Author: Lyv
Beta: [profile] angela_snape
Word Count: ~1k
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Leonard/Sheldon
Warnings: The coefficient of friction, superlubricity, and all manner of things that can be looked up on Wikipedia and misunderstood.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: At some point, what Sheldon wants and what Sheldon needs started to take priority over everything else, the way that Sheldon's restaurant schedule trumps the fact that Leonard sometimes likes a little variation in the order of his meals.

The Coefficient of Friction )
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Title: Sleep to Wake
Author: [personal profile] lesyeuxverts
Beta: [personal profile] leela_cat
Series: STXI
Rating: R
Length: 1.6k
Warnings: none that I know of
Summary: "I have dreamed in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas; they have gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the color of my mind."
AN: Quotes from the following poems: I Knew a Woman (T. Roethke); The Hollow Men (T.S. Eliot); Names, Places, Streets, Faces: The Universe in Flame (O. Paz); The Waking (T. Roethke), all in italics. The summary is from E. Bronte's Wuthering Heights and the title, of course, also owes itself to Roethke, although it is not a direct quote.

Sleep to Wake )
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Title: Lust Potion Number Nine
Author: lesyeuxverts
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Harry/Severus, with mention of Harry/Ginny, Harry/Viktor, and Harry/unspecified male 
Word Count: ~14k
Summary: Harry Potter was the last person Severus expected to need this particular potion, but the Ministry's Propagation and Restoration Emergency Guidelines have them both trapped in lives they don't particularly want to lead.
A/N: Please note that this is intended to be AU with regards to the timing of the epilogue; Harry and Ginny were married immediately after the war, rather than several years later.
Written for the 2009 Snarry Games, in the Alive&Kicking Genre and for the Love&Marrage and Play The Game prompts.

Nothing which you recognize from the HP universe belongs to me, alas. The boys would have so much more fun with me…

Huge thanks to jin_fenghuang, rgrayjoy, and carpet_diemon for all of the help, support, and brainstorming while I wrote; to my teammates for the support, encouragement, and concrit; to odogoddess, jin_fenghuang, and angela_snape for being the best beta-readers a girl could ask for; and to the mods, for putting on such fabulous fest and being extraordinarily patient with me. Thank you all so much!

 

Lust Potion Number Nine )
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Title: Christmas Ever After
Author: [info]lesyeuxverts00
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: "Thou canst hear though from the wild/ Thou canst save amid despair/Safe may we sleep beneath Thy care/ though banish'd, outcast, and reviled."
Summary: "What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace." - Agnes M. Pharo
Any other notes, warnings, etc.: Thanks so much to [info]softly_sweetly, [info]raspberry, and [info]bewarethesmirk for looking this over for me; and to L and S for being there for me as I wrote this.
This is canon-compliant, including canon character deaths, but has a happy ending of sorts.
Written for [info]laroseminuit in the 2008 round of rs_small_gifts.

Christmas Ever After )
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Title: To Perish Twice
Author: [personal profile] lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 5k or thereabouts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Warnings: forced bonding, epilogue-compliant (more or less), happy endings
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Severus had had five years of very bad sex with Potter, once a year and regular as clockwork – he wasn't about to go on like that for the rest of his life.
Author's Notes: Written for jadzialove in the 2008 Snarry Holidays exchange.

To Perish Twice )
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Title: The Memories That Matter Most
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 2400ish
Rating: R
Pairing: Snape/Harry (Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Dean)
Warnings: infidelity, divorce
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry doesn't need the photographs in order to remember – but he keeps them nonetheless, his forever memories.
Author's Notes: The story is told backwards in four parts. Inspired by the photographs in jin_fenghuang[Unknown site tag]'s Snarry Games art When All is Said and Done.

The Memories That Matter Most )
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Title: No Place for the Living
Author:
lesyeuxverts
Pairing:
Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Dub-con, bondage
Summary: Flesh and bone and rope have their limits, and Snape never pushes too hard.
Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to J K Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made.
Word count: 2280
Author Notes: Written for iamisaac in the 2008 round of snapelyholidays. Thanks to M and S for the beta, and to E for the title!


No Place for the Living )
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Title: Always White
Author: [info]lesyeuxverts00
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Teddy
Summary: Harry has to marry Teddy. Just to save him, of course. He isn't a dirty old man lusting after his godson – he isn't.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): forced bonding, semi-public sex
Word Count: 3500
Author's Notes: Written for [info]entrenous88 in the first round of hp_cross_fest.

Always White )

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So, in uploading fic to my shiny new Archive of Our Own account, I've realized that there's a shameful number of fest fics that I haven't reposted here. For the sake of having everything at my LJ, I am going to spam your flists like crazy tonight, and I am super-sorry about it, and please just scroll on past. Nothing to see here...just really old fics.

Title: Not By Bread Alone
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco (Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria)
Summary: No man – wizard or Muggle – can live by bread alone.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Infidelity, prostitution, bondage, angst
Epilogue compliant? Epilogue compliant, yes. Disregards most of interview canon except for Astoria's name.
Word Count: 6500ish
Author's Notes: Written for the 2008 round of hd_holidays.

Not By Bread Alone )

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Title: Track Changes (7/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Denial is just a river in Egypt...

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Track Changes, part 7 )
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Title: Track Changes (6/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: remedial: 1. affording remedy; tending to remedy something. (Dictionary.com Unabridged)
AN: Sorry for the long hiatus - real life has been super-overwhelming lately. :( I will try to update daily from now on!

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 5

Track Changes, part 6 )
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Title: Track Changes (5/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: irritability: 1. the property of protoplasm and of living organisms that permits them to react to stimuli (Merriam Webster's Medical Dictionary)
AN: Thanks to [personal profile] eeyore9990 for giving this one a quick once-over! Epsilon Vega (travesty of a name, isn't it?) isn't her fault at all, that was just me making up stuff.

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Track Changes, Part Five )
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Title: Track Changes (4/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 150ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock, reference to Spock/Uhura
Warnings: large image, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: killjoy: One who spoils the enthusiasm or fun of others. (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
AN: link, just in case

Links to previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3

Track Changes, part 4 )
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Title: Track Changes (3/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: movie spoilers, large image
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: standard operating procedure: established or prescribed methods to be followed routinely for the performance of designated operations or in designated situations (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)
AN: Link, in case I have screwed up the coding

Track Changes, part 3 )
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Title: Track Changes (2/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Warnings: movie spoilers, large image
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: sensitivity: 1.The quality or condition of being sensitive. 2. The capacity of an organ or organism to respond to stimulation. (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
AN: Link in case my coding doesn't work

Part 1

Track Changes )
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Title: Track Changes (1/?)
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 200ish?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (eventually)
Warnings: err... just for movie spoilers, I guess ... and a large image that probably isn't dial-up friendly
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: redact: 2. To make ready for publication; edit or revise. (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
AN: I was inspired by the title of [profile] montana_dan's Snarry Games fic, but (as is usual for me nowadays) my brain took a sharp left turn into Star Trek and decided to stay there. Huge thanks to [personal profile] eeyore9990 for the technical assistance and support and squee. :D
Yes, we are just pretending that Microsoft Word and Track Changes still exist in the 23rd century ... okay?
(Here's a link to the image in case I've screwed everything up)

Track Changes )
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Title: A Complete Education, or: How Spock Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sex
Author: lesyeuxverts
Beta: [profile] angela_snape
Word Count: 4300ish
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (mention of Sulu/Chekov, past Spock/Uhura)
Prompt: this
Warnings: spoilers for the new movie
Disclaimer: Not mine.

A Complete Education )
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Happy birthday, [insanejournal.com profile] faynia! I hope you have a very happy day! <3

Title: Romance Will Get You Nowhere
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 700ish
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snarry
Warnings: hints at forced bonding
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Beta: Thanks to the slashchat girls for the quick once-over!
Summary: A Snape-ish sort of courtship :)
AN: [insanejournal.com profile] faynia requested a fic where Snape has to bring Harry home as the fiance/boyfriend/what-have-you to meet his family. I hear there's a Snarry-A-Thon fic with a similar premise, and I know this is a common cliche, but I hope this will be unique in some way and that you'll enjoy it, [insanejournal.com profile] faynia!

Romance Will Get You Nowhere )
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Title: To Wake the Sleeping Prince
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 1k
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Prompt: rugs
Warnings: epilogue-compliant
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne, who gave me the prompt and helped with the ending, yay! :)

To Wake the Sleeping Prince )
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Title: A Slow Beginning to a Happy Ending
Author: lesyeuxverts
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Pairing: Draco/Neville (Draco/Astoria)
Prompt: wedding
Warnings: a bit of angst
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: For [insanejournal.com profile] faynia - happy holidays!

A Slow Beginning to a Happy Ending )

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