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gacked from [insanejournal.com profile] angela_snape and [insanejournal.com profile] unbroken_halo and practically everybody....

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Lyv.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Lyv.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Lyv can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants. (I make my bacteria sicker just by looking at them ...)R

Lyv can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Lyv has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. She won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. (when she was only 1 year old, too ... impressive, no?)

On the SAT if you put Lyv for every answer you will score over 8000

Lyv is so bad she makes viruses sick. As such, Lyv is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox. (Yes ... yes, that was me. Only viruses that I like are allowed to remain in existence.)

Lyv visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth". (*nods* ... espresso is necessary for life)

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Lyv.

Lyv was once a knight in King Arthur's court. She was known as Sir Beatdown.

Love does not hurt. Lyv does. (Sad, but quite possibly true.)

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Date: 2007-11-19 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] midnightdesire.insanejournal.com
*giggles*
I knew SOMEONE had to be behind all those diseases. Now we know who it was!

Date: 2007-11-20 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com
guilty as charged ... *smirk*

Date: 2007-11-20 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angela_snape.insanejournal.com
you got some good ones!

Date: 2007-11-20 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com
It was fun! I'm so glad you did it and I saw it ... thanks! :D

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