Snape100 drabble: Resolutions Enough
Jan. 4th, 2007 09:40 pmTitle: Resolutions Enough
Author: lesyeuxverts00
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Pairing: Snape/Harry, if you cross your eyes, turn around twice and squint
Prompt: 158 - New Year's Resolutions
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Mr. Potter,
Although you are sure to ignore my wishes, I repeat again: I have no desire for continued correspondence with you.
I admit, however, that your inane questions do provide a passing diversion. No, I am not allowed visitors. Yes, I do in fact sell your letters to the guards here. They provide me with extra meals, if the slop served here deserves that term, and other liberties.
In response to your impertinent and idiotic question concerning my New Year's resolutions, my reply can be summed simply: none. I have had resolutions enough in my life.
Regards,
S. Snape
Author: lesyeuxverts00
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Pairing: Snape/Harry, if you cross your eyes, turn around twice and squint
Prompt: 158 - New Year's Resolutions
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Mr. Potter,
Although you are sure to ignore my wishes, I repeat again: I have no desire for continued correspondence with you.
I admit, however, that your inane questions do provide a passing diversion. No, I am not allowed visitors. Yes, I do in fact sell your letters to the guards here. They provide me with extra meals, if the slop served here deserves that term, and other liberties.
In response to your impertinent and idiotic question concerning my New Year's resolutions, my reply can be summed simply: none. I have had resolutions enough in my life.
Regards,
S. Snape
no subject
Date: 2007-12-30 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-02 09:11 pm (UTC)*runs off to read the other*